......AND THEN THERE WAS THE BRUNETTE, THE REDHEAD AND THE BLONDE

As proven scientifically.....laughter is the BEST MEDICINE.

Why? what makes it a potent remedy to many people?

A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after. Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease.

How many times a day do you giggle or laugh? Do you think you laugh more as you get older? Research has shown that the average adult laughs only 15 times a day, while healthy children laugh as many as 400 times in a day. Research has proven that laughter — as — medicine is just folklore but in reality does have positive effects upon the body.

Cleveland Clinic psychologist Dr. Scott Bea confirms the benefits of a good belly laugh. He reports, “Studies have shown that laughter not only eases stress and its negative effects on our bodies, but can also relieve inflammation-related pain and boost immunity. Laughter’s positive effects begin as soon as the mind registers something as funny and initiates a response. It releases tension, increases oxygenation in the blood and releases two feel-good neurotransmitters — endorphins and dopamine. Endorphins produce a natural high feeling, one that is typically associated with vigorous exercise and pain perception. Dopamine calms and clears the mind.”

Amazing that the same God who made the body wrote the Bible and tells us in Proverbs 17:22, “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine…” So let me encourage you to try and get some laughter medicine every day.

You've probably heard some of these before bu they still bring quite a few

laughter...remember laughter is the BEST medicine.

Bite To Eat

Two rednecks stop in for a bite to eat, while discussing thier moonshine operation. A woman at another table begins to cough. Pretty soon she is choking. One redneck says to her "Can yer breathe?" She shakes her head..no. He asks: "Can yer talk?" She shakes her head..No. He gets up,walks over to her,lifts up her dress,pulls down her panties and licks her on one butt cheek. The woman is so shocked by this, she coughs up the food she had been chocking on. The redneck slowly walks back to the table to join his partner. The other redneck says "I done heard about that there HIND LICK manuever,but I've never seen it done."

There was 3 men walking through the desert. They each brought one thing, the first guy brought a bottle of water, the second guy brought a turkey, and the third guy brought a car door. Well the first guy asked the second guy, why are you bringing that turkey? The second guy answered, I might get hungry and why did you bring water? The first guy said, in case I get thirsty. So they asked the blonde, why are you bringing that car door? He answered "Well if it gets hot I can roll the window down!"

......AND THEN THERE WAS THE BRUNETTE, THE REDHEAD AND THE BLONDE

Here is what happened...these three beautiful woman a brunette, a redhead and a blonde

was walking in a place called fairy tale lane in Paradise City Nowhere California. they were

about to cross the bridge across a beautiful lake.....when a fairy suddenly appeared.

....and told them: Good morning ladies..you are all beautiful and today I will

grant each one of you your wish....here is how you're going to do it. I want you

to climb to the top railing of the bridge and shout out in one word what

you want to be....do you understand what I mean? Great! go ahead and do it

beginning with the beautiful brunette. So the brunette went and climb to the top

railing and shouted "EAGLE".....she instantly become a beautiful eagle and soar

to the skies

...next came the readhead and shouted "SALMON" she immediately

become a salmon and graciously swim the river below.

...and then came the blonde that was so exited with what she saw and run to

the top railing of the bridge and jumped.....but for some reason or another

she forgot what she wanted to shout......so she shouted "crap" ...and immediately

she becomes crap (s*it)

Young Brunette

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible" says the doctor, "show me". She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde". She says "Yes, doctor". "I thought so." he says

" Your finger is broken". -

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